that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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