Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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