you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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