I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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