The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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