end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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