I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Congratulations! We have a period
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