Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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