Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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