this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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