problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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