Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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