I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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