I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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