I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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