I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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