it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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