brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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