do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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