I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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