Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
