dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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