Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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