There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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