ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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