What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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