Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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