Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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