You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Please don't give away my fajitas
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