piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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