Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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