he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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