We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Randomize
