ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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