Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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