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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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