I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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