perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
