By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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