Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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