her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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