this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
There are leaves in my underwear?
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