I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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