Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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