I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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