then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
