I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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