i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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