the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I love you.
Bad choice
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