...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It's shark week go big or go home
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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