so that wasnt chicken after all
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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