I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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